It’s all-inclusive, including the towel that will be your only garment for the whole time, a pair of slippers, your own locker and condoms. Berlin is young and isn’t ashamed of its exuberance. ‘You’ve got to have a certain status before you can do certain things, not everyone can,’ I always answer rapidly. ‘Yeah, you can’t,’ I always mumble.
From the central district of Mitte to the deep south - say about halfway down the line - the likelier you are of running into brothels and clubs of all kinds. Wrapped in their skin suits, they look fresh out of the red light district in Sin City, determined to rip off the boots and corsets of any unwitting tourist that passes.
Apart from these spectacles which are dictated by mass sexual consumerism, the rest of the offer is spread over the entire city.
If we were double we’d basically be huddling and the relaxing bubbles would be pushed down the drain. Just join your right thumb with your left one to squeeze it all out.
‘We are here to chill out,’ says the blonde, utilising the verb entspannen which she tries to explain to me, before asking me ‘Alles gut?’ - I slightly resemble a fish with my mouth open the way it is.
The city is not as notorious as Amsterdam or other eastern European capitals, but you can find brothels dotted in between the main restaurants and shops on the tourist maps. However, Swingeroase Zwiespalt is here in Berlin, a hundred meters away from Hermannstrasse, the last stop on the U8 metro line, which is blue on the city map.
Anyway, you can tell I’m an Italian from miles away; I’m the one who always turns his head to look at the naked women, something which you do not do - at least not in the bar, sauna or hot tub, which are the frank zones for talking, drinking, and nothing more.
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Warm-/Kalt Buffet und Snacks für den Hunger zwischendurch (bis ca. I think it is what the naturalists call the ‘purification of the mind’, the being naked together without having strange thoughts.
Two Germans flanking me think they’re doing me a favour by singing the 1968 Italian pop song Azzuro by Adriano Celentano. je nach Events variieren.
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Then there is that fat guy who is the ‘entertainment guide’ in the Lonely Planet, who winks that it’s too easy to have sex, if you wanted to. It’s good for a lunch break or an after work visit, to chill out with four or five girls reserved just for you.
'In Italy you’ve got to have a certain status before you can do certain things'
‘But you don’t have any of this in Italy?’ I am constantly asked.
Not long before, she was lying on a red plastic mattress screaming Geil! 2 Std vor Öffnungsende) sowie alkoholfreie / alkoholische Getränke.
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It’s a bit weird because where I come from nudists are tolerated like a spot on your face - you put up with one, but if you can squeeze it without doing too much harm, you do so. The tattooed bald guy and the blonde girl who occasionally sips from a cocktail are my new improvised friends. Looking closely, there's a disproportionate number of them scattered throughout the city.
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It’s almost exclusively for the residents' pleasure or for those who know what to look for. There’s the Tiffany brothel in Kreuzberg, which is one of the best known, to Mondschein, a ‘frivolous bar’ where you can buy ‘pass time’ for only 35 euros (30 pounds) from noon to 6pm. Berlin is young and is unashamed of her exuberance. I always say nothing.
‘You don’t have all this in Italy, do you?’ she asks me. ‘Of course, you have the pope there!’ they always continue. Instense, lovable, profound!
Stefan Zimmermannphotos © White MexicansBut I think it’s wrong – there’s three of us in the tub and it already feels crowded. I only manage a feeble ‘nein’ before I resume singing my part of Azzuro.
The U-Bahn 8 runs from the north of Berlin to the south, taking almost forty-five minutes to go from Wittenau to the end at Hermannstrasse.
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Berlin loves you. Cool!), while a queue of men formed both behind her and in front of her. ‘Yet your politicians, with all those sex scandals!’ they always insist. An Italian visits the premises of a capital’s red-light soul which is not expecting anyone.